RE: Spam mail
October 13, 2006
Follwing is what my brother wrote in response to spam he was recieving. You know, the spam that has been really popular lately, where a Nigerian prince or king wants to give you a million billion dollars, but first you must send $100 USD to him? Enjoy!
by Robert Kerley
Wow, fucking amazing!! This is the 3rd or 5th UK prize I’ve won this week! I can’t fucking believe my fucking luck! In addition, some old decrepit whore offered to let me share in her dead husband’s fortune and another Italian chump has access to some rotting oil magnate’s fortune. And they’re all going to share it with me! I must have quite the reputation as a trustworthy-god-fearing son of a bitch!! Don’t even ask me how many rich Nigerians are offering to share their blessed fortunes with me or how many offers I’ve receive to honestly collect on debts! It’s a fucking miraculous occasion!!
To save time, I’m responding to several of you at once and copying the messages you all have sent me so you can share in the joy of my good fucking fortune! Fucking A!
What’s amazing is how similar all my received messages are. Did you all go to the same school to study bukkake submission? In fact, I might enact a contest whereby I only respond to the one person who writes the best essay on what makes you the best bukkake slave! Yay, I fucking love fucking contests!!!!
Since you already know so much about me and how trustworthy I am, just send $100 USD to my fucking house along with your essay. I’ll choose the best one and give the money to a fucking charity such as QVC or Amazon.com!! Fucking A!
Yours in nefarity,
Bobbo “The Rusty Tetanus Giving Knife” O’Flanagan
