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Looks like the liberals are at it again. Now they want to murder a baby polar bear? “Why?” You ask.

Not because it murdered a baby, like a lot of those commie bears do. Not because it stole millions of dollars worth of diamonds. Not because it voted for Joseph Lieberman. What did this bear do? It’s mom “rejected” it. So now we should kill it?

The argument is that it was nature’s choice that this little guy should die a horrific, prolonged death. So, when a mother rejects its child, kill the baby. Remember this! I knew a few kids in elementary school that were “rejected” by their mothers, and I never murdered a god danged one of ‘em. I guess this argument also excuses any mother who dumps her baby into a dumpster, because she’s just following “nature.”

Look, it’s not this baby’s fault that its mom is still in party mode, and isn’t ready to have a child — and last time I checked, the government doesn’t allow Polar Bear abortions…but only because Tom Daschle didn’t get reelected.

I like this argument about nature, it’s not natural to let it live, it’s not natural to hand feed it, it’s not natural to wear clown makeup to a PTA meeting and masturbate in the corner. Well I’m sick of “nature!” I’m sick of “society” telling “me” what I shou”ld” do!

Why is it against nature for a human being to interact with an animal, care for it, love it? I mean, we only share the same planet. But seriously, it should die.

SAVE THE POLAR BEAR!!!: