Let Me Explain this to You Gently…

I don’t want your liver anymore. I know, I know, I’ll “die” without it. Big deal. The problem is, you’re kind of an asshole, and a little gay, and the last thing my internal organs need is a gay asshole for a liver. To be frank, my kidneys are just a tad homophobic. I mean, they can appreciate a kidney with Kevin Spacey’s talent and all, but that doesn’t mean they want to filter his waste and excrete it. You know?

Oh, and about this “it’s a medical emergency” bullshit. John Wayne Bobbit — now there’s a medical emergency! Fuck man, now that dude’s in porno and shit. Fuck yeah.

So, let’s just drop this whole business of giving me a liver. I could use fifty bucks a lot more.