YOUR LOCAL CITY — On May 5, 1862, Mexico thwarted Napoleon’s plans to conquer the world. This moment is not only considered important to Mexican citizens, but is seen as monumental in the history of the world. On Saturday, this occasion was celebrated by the young and the old, the big and the small, the Mexican and the — white.
“I LOVE TEQUILA!!!” Screamed Matt McDougal late Saturday evening, as he slammed back yet another shot of Milagro Silver Tequila. His sombrero nearly fell off as he mumbled, “oh fuck, I’m wasted.”
In Mexico, the flag was hanging from every street corner, and each balcony in Mexico City was decorated red, white, and green. In a small apartment in a hip part of downtown in your local city, Brandy Day donned a red, white, and green t-shirt reading, “one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.”
*Two drunk, white, attractive assholes celebrating Mexico’s biggest holiday.
When Joseph MacArther was asked, why celebrate Cinco de Mayo despite his clear European background, he simply answered – “Weeeeeeeeed!”
