We all Heard it, right?

You heard it, didn’t you?  Man, that was nuts.  I can’t believe that was said, and especially at such a loud volume!  Holy crap, that was seriously fucking loud.

Hey, man, you heard that, too, didn’t you?  Bro, that was seriously nuts.  I was like, whoa, this is nuts.  I mean, I’ve heard some shit before, believe me, but that was fucking nuts.  Seriously.  You heard it, right?

Wow, I mean WOW.  That reminds me of that time I heard a helicopter landing on my roof.   Remember I told you about that?   Dude, I totally heard a helicopter about to  land right on top of my FUCKING ROOF!   It was probably because of that blog post I wrote about Obama and his gay sex sessions, so he fucking sent a helicopter to my house.  But it’s cool, cuz I  have this one spot  in my room, where I can like totally hide if anyone wants to like try to take me away, and I put all my Pokemon cards in a box down there so no one will take them.    Then I heard Barack himself walking around my room, dude, I shit you not, and then he fucked John Edwards IN THE ASS, right on my bed, dude!

But seriously, that was crazy, but did you just heard that?   You heard it, right?  Man, that was nuts.

This one time, I heard a squirrel about to fucking put a curse on my nads, man, I shit you not.   Remember that?  I told you about that.  The squirrel was like totally possessed or some shit.  So it starts screaming at me through the window.  I mean, the blinds were closed but it was pretty obvious that it was directed at ME.   Anyways, it sounded totally nuts, man!

Do you hear that?  Man, that is nuts.

Hello?  Mom?  Are you still there?   That’s cool, I’ll call you back later.

Or I’ll just come upstairs.