First of all, go here. Now, welcome to pirate poetry, my new blog. As you may have noticed, there not much here that actually has to do with pirates. This is due to a severe lack of pirates visiting this blog, and a lack of pirate experts sending me pirating advice. If you are a pirate or pirate expert, please let me know how to get a bilge rat out of a barrel.
Sincerely,
Grog drinking pirate
What the fuck – that Captain Dan had me in tears.
Best book on Pirates – Under The Black Flag.
Hey, I’m a pirate. I’m not a ninja. Ninjas sneak around and murder people in their sleep. Sure, they claim to have a lot of ‘honor’, but it’s never actually demonstrated in the open. They hide behind their smoke clouds, and throw ninja freakin’ stars from afar. Not like us pirates. We steal what we want, and are obsessed with booty! I am obsessed with booty. Therefore, I am a pirate. Ask me anything you want! I’M A FREAKING PIRATE!!
YARRR!!!
-Ben
P.S. I like how you stole the title from my Fantasy Football name last week. And from the Gogol Bordello.
As a Pirate, as you said, we steal what we want. That’s why I stole the Gogol Bordello / team name, cuz I’m A PIRATE!!! MWAHAHAHA!
Yes, pirates now laugh like that.